Alright, here we go—me, Loula Lou, sitting down with you, maybe over a cuppa, spilling the beans about my life, my career, and everything that’s brought me to this little corner of the internet. I’m so chuffed you’re here, reading this, because this isn’t just some sterile bio or a plug for my work—it’s me letting you in on the real stuff. The messy, exciting, sometimes wild ride that’s been my journey since 2012. So, grab a comfy spot, and let’s dive in.
Kicking Things Off in 2012
Picture this: it’s 2012, and I’m this fresh-faced newbie stepping into the adult industry. I didn’t really know what to expect, but I was buzzing with curiosity and a bit of nerve. Then, out of nowhere, I snag the UKap Award for Best Newcomer. If you haven’t heard of the UKap Awards, they’re like the Oscars for the UK adult scene—a proper nod to the folks making waves. Winning that was mental. Suddenly, people knew my name—Loula Lou—and I felt this rush, like, “Okay, I might actually belong here.”
That award wasn’t just a shiny momento to stick on a shelf. It lit a fire under me. I started getting calls for bigger gigs, and before I knew it, I was knee-deep in the acting world. One of the first proper projects I landed was Fake Taxi. Oh, you’ve got to know Fake Taxi, right? It’s that cheeky series where anything can happen in the back of a cab. I ended up doing two episodes, and let me tell you, it was a blast. The whole vibe was unpredictable—scripts were loose, and you had to think on your feet. I’d be sitting there, chatting away as the “passenger,” and then—bam—something wild would kick off, and I’d have to roll with it. It was like an improv class on steroids, and I loved every second. There’s this one moment I’ll never forget: the driver starts riffing about some made-up fare dispute, and I’m trying not to crack up while keeping the scene going. That’s when I realised I could handle the chaos—and maybe even thrive in it.
Diving Deeper into the Scene
From there, things snowballed. I got a chance to work with Legal Porno, and that was a whole other level. Those shoots were intense—like, proper full-on. The energy on set was electric, but it wasn’t just about the action. It was about the craft, too. Everyone knew their role, from the crew to the performers, and there was this unspoken rule: you bring your A-game, no excuses. I remember one shoot where we were filming for hours, pushing boundaries, and I had to dig deep to stay focused. Afterwards, I was knackered, but I felt so proud—like I’d climbed a mountain. It taught me how to balance stamina with professionalism, and that’s stuck with me ever since, whether I’m on a set or meeting someone one-on-one.
Then there was Pascals Sub Sluts. That was a different beast altogether. It’s this niche thing, all about bold creativity and tapping into specific vibes. What got me was how tight-knit it felt—like we were these little rebels making art for people who got it. One time, we were setting up this elaborate scene, and the director was buzzing around, tweaking every detail. I ended up improvising a line that got everyone laughing, and it made the cut. That’s what I loved about it—there was room to play, to bring a bit of Loula Lou into the mix. It wasn’t just about following a script; it was about adding my own spark.
And then, Splat Bukkake. Oh, mate, those shoots were something else. Wild doesn’t even cover it. But what hit me most was the crew—proper legends, every one of them. We’d be knackered by the end, covered in chaos, and still cracking jokes like old mates. There was this one day where everything went sideways—props weren’t working, timing was off—and instead of stressing, we just rolled with it. Turned into one of the best shoots I did with them, all because we leaned into the madness together.
It’s those little human moments that make me smile when I think back. And while I’m still open for that another path in my Life started here: I began to ask myself: How can I be an escort?
Finding My Feet as an Escort
While all this acting was going on, I started dipping my toes into escorting. People always ask me, “Loula, why’d you go from acting to escorting?” Honestly, it wasn’t about leaving one for the other—it was about adding something new. Acting’s brilliant, but it’s me playing a part. Escorting? That’s me being me. Real, raw, one-on-one connection. I kicked things off in Reading, Berkshire, offering incall, outcall, and party services, and it’s been a game-changer.
I remember my first booking—nerves were through the roof! But once I got chatting with the guy, it clicked. It’s not just about the physical stuff; it’s about making someone feel seen, heard, whatever they’re after. Over time, I’ve built a little routine—based out of Reading, but I’ll tour around the UK when the mood strikes. If you’re ever curious about booking me, my AdultWork profile has all the details. But what I love most is how every meet-up’s different. One day, I’m having a quiet night in with someone who just wants to chat; the next, I’m out at a party, bringing the energy. It keeps me on my toes, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I’ve had so many chats with people who are new to this world—clients, mates, even randoms online—and they’re always asking the same thing: “What’s it really like?” That’s where a lot of my writing comes from. I’ve been there, figuring it out myself, so I love sharing what I’ve picked up. Like, if you’re thinking about seeing an escort for the first time, it’s normal to feel a bit jittery. I’ve got a piece on my blog that walks you through it—tips on how to relax, what to expect, all that jazz. It’s just me passing on what I wish I’d known at the start.
Clearing the Air
Another thing that comes up a lot is the legal side. “Loula, is this even allowed? Aren’t all escort sites illegal?” people say, all worried. And I get it—there’s so much noise out there, it’s hard to know what’s what. Escorting’s legal in the UK, but there’s a bunch of grey areas folks trip over. I’ve spent ages digging into it—not because I’m some law nerd, but because I want to know where I stand. Turns out, a lot of people are curious too, especially about escort sites. Are they legit? What’s the deal? I’ve written about it on my blog, just laying out the facts as I see them—no fluff, just straight talk. It’s the kind of thing I’d have loved to stumble across when I was starting out.
Money’s another big one. “How much does it cost?” or “How much do you make?” Fair questions! It’s a job, after all, and I’m not shy about the practical side. Fees vary—depends on the vibe, the time, the place—but I’ve broken it down in a post I did. Same goes for what escorts can earn. It’s not all glitz and glamour; there’s real graft involved, but it can be worth it if you’re smart about it. Writing about that stuff feels good—it’s like I’m chatting with a mate who’s thinking about dipping their toe in.
Why I’m Here, Writing This
So, here I am, blogging away. Why? Because after all these years—acting in Fake Taxi, getting messy with Splat Bukkake, meeting people as an escort—I’ve got stories to tell. Not just the glossy highlights, but the real bits. The questions I get asked over and over. The things I’ve learned about trust, connection, all of it. I’ve been in this game since 2012, and I’ve seen a lot—some of it brilliant, some of it tough. Writing’s my way of making sense of it, and maybe helping you figure it out too.
Take finding trustworthy escorts, for instance. Whether you’re a client or just nosy, it’s tricky knowing who’s genuine out there. I’ve been on both sides—booking people, being booked—and I’ve learned what to look for. So, I’ve put together a guide on my blog, full of little tips I’ve picked up. It’s not preachy; it’s just me saying, “Here’s what works for me, hope it helps.”
I’ll also finally take the time to answer the many questions I get on X and Facebook everyday. I mean Ladies, you’d be buffled how often I get asked if men can work as escorts too ;D
Same goes for anyone wondering how to get into escorting. I get messages all the time—“Loula, how’d you start?” It’s not some big mystery! I just took it step by step, learned as I went, and I’ve written about that too. Even blokes ask me, “Can guys do this?” Course they can! It’s a different vibe, sure, but there’s space for everyone. I’ve got a piece on that, just chatting about what I’ve seen from the lads in the game. I’ll also give you the best tips when it comes to meeting an escort for the first time!
The Journey So Far
Looking back, I can’t believe how much has happened since that award in 2012. From mucking about in a fake cab to building a life in Reading, it’s been a proper adventure. Acting’s given me a creative buzz—check out my IMDB profile if you’re curious about the credits. Escorting’s brought me closer to people in a way I never expected. And now, this blog—it’s like the cherry on top, letting me connect with you lot in a whole new way.
I’m not here to flog anything or bore you with salesy rubbish. I just want to share what I’ve been through, what I’ve figured out, and maybe have a laugh along the way. Stick around, poke about the site, drop me a line if you fancy. This is Loula Lou, unfiltered, and I’m dead chuffed you’re here with me.